One of the most hilarious memes circulated among the clueless clownish newsreaders on ABS, NBS and CBS (BS, as in “Barry Soetoro”), currently in full head scratch mode, trying to figure out why their guy is having such a tough time accomplishing his mission of “remaking” America. Let me explain it you, and, being cognizant of your obvious intellectual limitations, I’ll speak slowly. 

B. Hussein Obama was elected in a year when the democrat would have had to rape his mom on a pile of dead puppies, which he personally shot on live tv, to not be successful. The incumbent was a two-termer of the opposite party who had presided over an increasingly unpopular war. Concerns about the scheming Islamic fanatics who murdered 3000 Americans on 9/11 had faded into oblivion, and the economy appeared to be sinking. Couple those things with the fact that, as previously noted, the Obama campaign managed to make the election about personality, not ideas. In the latter, conservative ideas win every time. In the former, particularly when it’s the grumpy old man with no commitment to any particular ideology v. the super cool, mixed-race hipster, concealing his decades-long commitment to radical beliefs at war with the values of most Americans behind a smiling demeanor, liberals prevail. 

If you really want to split your sides laughing, tune in when they begin to speculate that the reason He Who Used to Walk on Water (but who is now like some of those mortgages that Barney Frank helped facilitate--underwater), is encountering a teensy weensy bit of opposition to his plan to destroy our health care system. The reason--get ready, and please swallow any liquid that you may have in your mouth, lest you spew it all of yourself--they say, is that “Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi have pulled him to the left.” Oh, of course! This guy, who hung out with Billy Ayers and Jeremiah Wright, and who admits being influenced by an admitted communist as a youngster and choosing to hang out with Marxists in college, he needed to be coaxed over to the Left. I want some of what they’re smoking.

Speaking of the passel of pinkos surrounding B. Hussein, by now, unless you get your news from one of the afore-mentioned BS networks, you know about Van Jones, the self-avowed Marxist, defender of cop killer Abu Mamia Jamal, and believer that the Bush administration was behind 9/11, who our Dear Leader put in charge of “green jobs.” That’s a perfect gig for a guy who has openly vowed to use the environmental movement to bring on a socialist revolution. 

Some had speculated that Mr. Jones would be canned by now, but so far from the adminstration--crickets. Does Van Jones have something on Barack Obama or his Mrs.? Time will tell.

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  If you were hoping that the Barack Hussein Obama’s latest TelePrompTer tennis match would mark the beginning of the end his incessant repetition of his insufferable, hackneyed whiny mantra “I inherited it!!”, you are as disappointed as I was last night when Kris bested Adam to become the new “American Idol.” Just as millions of swooning 12 year old girls are responsible for the latter, the panting, slobbering passel of bobbysoxers in the Lame Stream Media helped foist this inexperienced, arrogant jerk with a history of doing “a little blow”--and if that’s not a perfect summary of qualifications for the office, I can’t imagine what is--on our country, so we are sentenced to listen to him bloviate endlessly, pointing his bony finger at us, looking down his nose as his head rotates from side to side so he can see what Axelrod wrote, and lecturing us as if he were talking to a group of five year olds.

    This morning’s oration was no exception. All the same predictable yip yap about “our values”, “the rule of law,” and of course, the whopper about keeping us safe is the first thing he thinks about in the morning and the last thing he thinks about at night, which by the way lasted an hour. Geez, who is he--Hugo Chavez?

    He attacked President Bush’s decisions as “hasty.” MMM …you mean like the decision to close Gitmo with absolutely no plan for what you want to do with the head-chopping maniacs who are determined to murder as many Americans as possible?

    He also repeated the Left’s perfect response to the use of enhanced interrogations: we think they’re horrible, wrong and they upset the French, but that’s not really why we oppose their use. The reason is that enhanced interrogations don’t work. If we accept that as the truth, the argument is over. To that I say, my willingness to accept the truth that enhanced interrogations don’t work is like my willingness to accept the “truth” that human activity causes global warming or the “obvious brilliance of Barack Obama.” I’m not foreclosing the possibility, but I’m going to have to see A LOT more evidence. Speaking of evidence, can I see those other memos, you know, the ones that show the plots that the enhanced interrogations prevented? Does “transparency” only mean more pictures of the man-god in his swimming trunks, which I can seriously do without?

    Here’s the bottom line on this performance, and it came at the end: we can’t use national security as a political wedge issue. This cynical remark delivered by the man who bemoaned the creation of the policies of the previous administration that made us safe as “expedient.”  Fortunately, I hadn’t eaten at the time I watched this smarmy empty suit politician caution us against any serious consideration of whether the policies with “God damn, America!” as their underpinnings might be worth voting against. 

        Oh, and we’re back to thinking of these lunatics with filthy rags on their unwashed dirty heads as “criminals.”  But he’s making us safer. Just trust him.