One of the most hilarious memes circulated among the clueless clownish newsreaders on ABS, NBS and CBS (BS, as in “Barry Soetoro”), currently in full head scratch mode, trying to figure out why their guy is having such a tough time accomplishing his mission of “remaking” America. Let me explain it you, and, being cognizant of your obvious intellectual limitations, I’ll speak slowly. 

B. Hussein Obama was elected in a year when the democrat would have had to rape his mom on a pile of dead puppies, which he personally shot on live tv, to not be successful. The incumbent was a two-termer of the opposite party who had presided over an increasingly unpopular war. Concerns about the scheming Islamic fanatics who murdered 3000 Americans on 9/11 had faded into oblivion, and the economy appeared to be sinking. Couple those things with the fact that, as previously noted, the Obama campaign managed to make the election about personality, not ideas. In the latter, conservative ideas win every time. In the former, particularly when it’s the grumpy old man with no commitment to any particular ideology v. the super cool, mixed-race hipster, concealing his decades-long commitment to radical beliefs at war with the values of most Americans behind a smiling demeanor, liberals prevail. 

If you really want to split your sides laughing, tune in when they begin to speculate that the reason He Who Used to Walk on Water (but who is now like some of those mortgages that Barney Frank helped facilitate--underwater), is encountering a teensy weensy bit of opposition to his plan to destroy our health care system. The reason--get ready, and please swallow any liquid that you may have in your mouth, lest you spew it all of yourself--they say, is that “Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi have pulled him to the left.” Oh, of course! This guy, who hung out with Billy Ayers and Jeremiah Wright, and who admits being influenced by an admitted communist as a youngster and choosing to hang out with Marxists in college, he needed to be coaxed over to the Left. I want some of what they’re smoking.

Speaking of the passel of pinkos surrounding B. Hussein, by now, unless you get your news from one of the afore-mentioned BS networks, you know about Van Jones, the self-avowed Marxist, defender of cop killer Abu Mamia Jamal, and believer that the Bush administration was behind 9/11, who our Dear Leader put in charge of “green jobs.” That’s a perfect gig for a guy who has openly vowed to use the environmental movement to bring on a socialist revolution. 

Some had speculated that Mr. Jones would be canned by now, but so far from the adminstration--crickets. Does Van Jones have something on Barack Obama or his Mrs.? Time will tell.

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    We have discovered yet another important issue with which President Sham WOW (Walks on Water) claims to be “unfamiliar,” Section 102 of the “health care (rationing) reform” bill he’s trying to foist on us. That is the section that end private health insurance as we know it and herd everyone into a government plan with the efficiency of FEMA and the compassion of the IRS. In B. Hussein’s world, compassion and empathy have their place, of course. that would be in making law from the bench, when a liberal judge rips the blindfold off Lady Justice and replaces it with grievance googles allowing her to tip the scales in favor of favored mascot groups. When it comes to medicine, though, doctors can’t make treatment decisions based on individual evaluations of things like a person’s heart or spirit. Instead, they need to comply with the requirements of “comparative efficiency.”

    Recall the previous list of revelations that stunned this brilliant former “constitutional law professor” (actually a part-time lecturer, but what’s a little resume inflation when a man-god is describing himself?): 

    Jeremiah Wright’s lunatic racist, anti-American beliefs, despite spending 20 years listening to his raving

    Traitor Bill Ayers never-ending commitment and on-going to the values the led him to commit terrorism against our country

    The felonious activities of his former client/patron/mansion fairy Tony Rezko, despite a relationship spanning more than a decade and the fact that he could not have purchased his house without assistance from Mr. Rezko

    Apparently, this bill is not the health care bill he knew and the specifics are above his pay grade. I guess now I can understand why my congressman and Mark Kirk (R-RINO) don’t read any of this stuff before voting for it. Why should they? They trust the Pied Piper like the rest of the rats. 

    Perhaps the man-god will get a question about this provision in his upcoming lie fest, scheduled for 7 pm this evening, allowing him to repeat his second biggest lie (here’s the first biggest), the mantra that “if you like your insurance and like your doctor, you can keep them. Period. End of story.” The way he does his patented two-step, he should go on “Dancing with the Stars.”

        Never forget that all that matters is the ultimate result, taking over every aspect of our lives and making everyone beholden to the ruling elite, and your health care is the key. 

    I would love to hear the questions you’d like to see the Dear Reader asked tonight, so please post them below. Here are a few of mine:

    You claim that the objective of the bill is to reduce costs, yet last Thursday the Director of the Congressional Budget Office said that none of the bills he has seen would reduce health care costs.

    Is Mr. Elmendorf wrong? If so, what is he missing?

    You have repeatedly cited the Mayo clinic as a model for excellent health care at reduced cost. Yet this is what the Mayo Clinic said about the health care reform bill that you and the democrats in Congress are promoting:

    Do you think it’s disingenuous to use the Mayo Clinic to promote a bill that they don’t support? 

    You admitted that you are unfamiliar with the bill. Who wrote it, and can we meet that person so we can ask him or her our questions?

    Will you insist that any government health care plan pay for abortion? 

    Will you veto any plan that requires covering illegal aliens? If not, why do you believe that U.S. taxpayers should provide health care to those in violation of U.S. law?

    Speaking of illegal aliens, I’d also like to know how, given the inevitable reduction in the number of primary care physicians that will come from lower incomes and their continuing risk of lawsuits, we’ll be able to add 40 or 50 million new patients without increasing wait times to see a doctor. Perhaps he plans to perform the medical equivalent of the miracle of the loaves and fishes. 

    I plan to live blog the lie fest tonight. perhaps in a chat room. If you’re up for that, please comment below, or drop me a note at teri@detoxaliberal.com. One thing I’m hoping to see tonight is another peek behind the Cool Dude mask to see the real Barack, the thin-skinned, in over his head, celebutard narcissist who does not suffer being asked challenging questions, or being told “no.” Recall the last time the mask slipped, when he was asked whether he broke his silence about the brutal repression of protestors in Iraq after being shamed into it by a speech from Sen. John McCain. He snapped “What do you think?” I think you’re cute when you’re mad, Sham WOW.

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    While protestors against the totalitarian regime in Iran are getting shot and beaten in the streets of Tehran, Mr. Hope and Change, Barack Hussein Obama, continues to vote present with his “nuanced” (read panty-waist) response. Imagine the conversation going on in Jeremiah Wright’s former parishioner’s head: “on the one hand, it’s a brutal dictatorship that promotes terrorism all over the world. On the other hand, America has no right to interfere, given our racist, imperialistic history, and our interference in Iran’s domestic leadership in 1953.” Once again, B. Hussein, votes present, and his apparatchiks in the politburo media justify it with reference to the afore-mentioned events in 1953, leaving most of his supporters extremely confused. “How could America get involved in Iran in 1953 when that’s when the American Civil War was going on?” they ask as they scratch their empty heads.

    He Who Walks on Water saved his ire for a a more worthy adversary, to the collective swoons, oohs and aahs of the propagandists in our version of Pravda over his “amazing athleticism.” We haven’t seen reporting like this since Kim Jong Il’s first golf game. Take that, you vicious, dangerous fly! I’m gonna get you, Sucka! No doubt the poor hapless insect was attracted by the reeking stench coming from the lies that issue with such ease and regularity from Barry’s mendacious mouth.

    Meanwhile here at home, the Lame Stream Media continues their approach to “objective reporting” about Barack and Michelle Obama, which means pretending that normal Americans consider them objects of worship and endless fascination rather than a couple of narcissistic beneficiaries of affirmative action who alternately bore and enrage us with their ostentatious displays of taxpayer-funded amusements. In the latest foray into “hard news,” as in fluffy feature stories promoting their already overpackaged images, they want us to believe that we are looking to them to help us get our fat, flabby bodies in shape. In Michelle’s case--how can I say this delicately?--no matter how many stories they write about her “buff arms,” I can’t help but notice that there’s a reason she is rarely photographed from the waist down, particularly from behind, so I’m not looking for her “perfect body” diet any time soon. As for Barry, I assumed that all supernatural beings were possessed of perfect physical bodies. Or it could be the cigarettes. 

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